The Myrtle Beach
Birdie Championship

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Scott's Top 10 Moments in MBBC History (as of May 2010)


MBBC Traditions (as of April 2013)

  1. the first tee flippy        
  2. loading of clubs and bags into the mini-van at the airport       
  3. jokes about being ready to go when 3 of us get our clubs at baggage claim and 1 of us is still waiting
  4. the "don't worry, it's a Par 5" comments when you duff your tee shot      
  5. comments from starters about my Yankee club head covers        
  6. starters being from Pittsburgh        
  7. joining the double par club        
  8. joining the double-digit club        
  9. Droz yelling "Weeeeeee" when he hits a crappy putt nowhere near the hole        
  10. Chunk!       
  11. "Are you even looking at the hole?"      
  12. Droz throwing ball in the hole many times when it won't go in the hole
  13. Barefoot Love #4
  14. first night to Crocodile Rocks
  15. Saturday night pizza night & 9PM lights out
  16. "what is Dan wearing and does he have a newspaper" game
  17. returning champion sets up the trophy in the suite & then shortly behind, Droz unveils the scoreboard for the first time and hangs the opening day #'s
  18. our criticism of the scoreboard and Droz's handwriting
  19. “God you’re white” comments directed toward Scott when he wears shorts·        
  20. asking Scott if he knows where he is going        
  21. the"Paul, did you get the scorecards?" question after every round        
  22. The silence in the car after a round while Paul gets together the Stats from that round and then goes through the record book to see if any records were broken        
  23. the reading of the STATS! by Paul after each round        
  24. the passing of a golf course on the highway and the inevitable debate of what course it is        
  25. Martin's (insert the Martin theme song here)
  26. stalking Erica (this is a relatively new tradition)
  27. inevitable listing of what everyone “does” for the trip and the realization that Dan does absolutely nothing except show up
  28. Droz and Paul looking for coupons at the airport
  29. Droz’s only fast food meals of the year
  30. Continuous weather updates leading up to and throughout the trip
  31. Assigned seats in the rental car
  32. Supermarket shopping – Paul & Dan and Softees donuts!
  33. Solar babies
  34. Roofball
  35. Leftover beers in the refrigerator
  36. Barefoot poop
  37. Shoe shine guy
  38. Scott's surprises


Ric Flair Video (Dan's transcript) - from 2015:

"You know what…there comes a time…..You know…This guy and I have been friends for a long time.  You know what.   (inaudible) Their songs that (Inaudible)…..and you know what…We’ve been here for Bachelor Parties…We’ve been here for parties.. These guys are my friends , I love them…it’s the best nightclub in the United States of America.  And why I say that is because, and it makes sense you know….if you’re a single guy, if you’re a single guy, you can’t get laid in this place, you have no…..(inaudible).  There’s some beautiful women here man……and they all come to get laid…you ready to go….Have a good time, guys…I love you guys, man…I wanna say, I love you guys….But my favorite song, which nobody wants to hear….it’s called, I dedicate to my one girlfriend Miss Noran, is the wet pussy song.   Now guys….WOOOOO.  Hey guys, guys…rock, rock it out, have fun, get laid…do not drink and drive.  Okay.."

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